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July 14, 2005

Annie has gone missing!

And she has been replaced by grey plastic faceless torsos, with big ziploc-type bags sticking out of their mouths! Whose idea of a sick joke is this? And what have you done with my Resussi-Annie!?

Yes kids, today was CPR recertification day. Ain't nothing better than 22 people stuck in a 10'x10' room in 90 degree heat, sweating over these little plastic torso clones. At least they used little plastic baby dolls to simulate the infant CPR. Although, my baby's head was coming apart at the neck. I don't think CPR does much good on a decapitated baby.

But I passed, and I finished it 3 days before I have to bring the little card to work with me on Monday. Who says I do things at the last minute. Heh.

Now I have two more years to wait until the last minute to get recertified again. And have nightmares about crazy plastic chests without faces coming to smother me in my sleep.

But in the meantime, I will resume my search for Annie.

Posted by missfitsandstarts at July 14, 2005 03:26 PM

Comments

You probably shouldn't read "Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk. Especially not the "Exodus" story about the CPR dummy that had to be kept secure and away from the male police officers.

Posted by: Casey at July 14, 2005 06:49 PM