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November 08, 2004
Fucking commercials.
Today was a little nuts, but all I can seem to write about is the commercials I hate the most.
My top 5:
1. Stupid-ass yoplait commercials with the women talking about how "good" the yogurt is in reference to all sorts of other stupid things (burning bridesmaids dresses, finding a cute groomsman). Not only does it have a dipshit wedding theme, but 1. yogurt is just not that good, and b. who the fuck cares? You're stupid.
2. Herbal essences and all of the other lines of Herbal products. No, taking a shower is nothing like having an orgasm, and I think whoever thought of these commercials is beyond frustrated and shouldn't be allowed to write anything for television ever. No. NOOO.
3. Any commercial that Old Navy has ever made. Ever.
4. Mancini's mattress store and their big blowout sales. Stop yelling! I can hear you just fine, and it still doesn't want to make me want to buy a mattress.
5. The Kaiser Permanente commercials with the slogan, "Live Long and Thrive." I don't care if Allison Janney does the voice over, "We're for laughter as medicine and penniciliin" is just not a sentence.
Who comes up with this shit anyway?
Posted by missfitsandstarts at November 8, 2004 08:04 PM
Comments
Herbal Essences... Yeah, I have some of their bodywash and no matter HOW hard I scrub, my shower is NOTHING like the commercials imply.
Posted by: Louise at November 9, 2004 06:22 AM
I guess you have never washed your toes in the shower while high ;)
Posted by: You know who at November 9, 2004 07:41 AM
Ooo, you're right. I haven't done that.
But I would be willing to try.
Hehehe.
Posted by: Miss FitsandStarts at November 9, 2004 03:41 PM
see. . . I MISS YOU!
and even more now that i feel fewer and fewer people truly "get it."
. . .i'm esp. with you on those damn yoplait commercials.
this is "boycotting yoplait on account of their dumb-ass commercials" good!
love you!
Posted by: Rach at November 9, 2004 07:52 PM
