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August 18, 2004
I shoulda known....
We used to joke in college about the 1,234,520349.5 reasons that I was a lesbian.
This was before I was actually in love a women.
But really, everyone seemed to be waiting for the day that I "Came Out" (which, of course, technically never happened).
Although, the more I think about it, the more I realize I have loved the ladies for a long time. Not necessariliy sexually, mind you, just....
Well, maybe if I go through the top 5 reasons [in no order] why I am so definitely a lesbian after all (not including Loody, because, duh.) you will understand.
- My first tape and first favorite song was Bette Davis Eyes [by Kim Carnes], and I never knew why. And then I recently listened to the lyrics. And the song is about a very seductive, sensuous woman. Right.
- When I was 12, Julia Roberts was really reaallllllllllllllllllllllllllly cool. Way cooler than Kirk Cameron could have ever dreamed of being. And when I say cool, I mean... just... so... coool.
- I am going to be a nurse (haha, just kidding).
- I had an extraordinary amount of "Favorite Teachers." All the favorite ones just happened to be women. The really favorite one just happened to be a lesbian. Yeah, I know.
- I have two words for you. Stevie. Nicks.
- The one time I had a major crush on a boy in elementary school who I would play GI Joe with in our rock garden on the weekend. One day I wore a dress and a big pretty ring one day because I thought maybe he liked me and maybe I liked him and then proceeded to chase him around the playground and he totally ignored me. And we never played GI Joe again either. And really, I think that was the end of it all right there.
So there.
Posted by missfitsandstarts at August 18, 2004 10:02 PM
